Sunday, November 26, 2006

And now for something completely different

I have posted some pictures on Flickr, but they're not exactly what you've come to expect from me. Elizabeth is virtually absent from these photos. Take a look. Let me know what you think. But I will warn you... I am at war with the obvious.

At home with insanity
The other half
Driving around

Saturday, November 25, 2006

How to give yourself a heart attack in 8 easy steps

1) Take daughter and niece to see Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
2) Buy daughter and niece an over-priced toy with lots of flashing lights in the lobby of Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
3) Let daughter and niece each eat a whole bag of cotton candy purchased from the barker at Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
4) Drive home from Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice after dark.
5) When driving home from Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice, allow daughter and niece to sleep off their crash from the sugar high in the back seat of the car.
6) Start to really enjoy and become absorbed in listening to adult-interest music on the CD player without interruption from daughter or niece.
7) Wait for either daughter or niece to ever so silently wake up from the sugar induced coma and put on her Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice crown with the flashing lights.
8) See flashing red and blue lights in rear-view mirror while driving 80 mph in a 65 mph zone.

Sunday, November 19, 2006

It's amazing!

It is truely amazing the footprint you can leave behind on the internet - even after five years:

Thursday, November 09, 2006

Blast from the past....



Click to give the baby some music:

Monday, November 06, 2006

The Question Song

I found this about a month ago and I still crack up everytime I watch it. Who knew Biff could be so cool.

Separated at birth






I know, I know... when Spy would do this they would get pictures where the subjects were looking at the camera from a similar angle. But over the weekend, there were a couple of shots from Saddam's trial that made me think... "He's the spitting image of Manson on trial." So I thought I would share... but I don't have the time or skill to do it as professionally as Spy.

Friday, November 03, 2006

Well, I did it!

I gathered up all the papers from my dad's estate - even the bloody death certificate and went to the bank. Everything had to be sent over to their legal department for verification. But I got the call today - I'm really Liz, his daughter. I really am the executrix. He really is dead. So, I can go back there on Saturday (just because that's the only time they're open when I'm not at work) and pick up the check. That's it. It's done. It's closed. It's over.

Thursday, November 02, 2006

Just wow...



The Mercy Seat
Nick Cave and The Bad Seeds

It began when they come took me from my home
And put me in Dead Row,
Of which I am nearly wholly innocent, you know.
And I'll say it again
I..am..not..afraid..to..die.

I began to warm and chill
To objects and their fields,
A ragged cup, a twisted mop
The face of Jesus in my soup
Those sinister dinner meals
The meal trolley's wicked wheels
A hooked bone rising from my food
All things either good or ungood.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
A tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

Interpret signs and catalogue
A blackened tooth, a scarlet fog.
The walls are bad. Black. Bottom kind.
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath at my hind
They are sick breath gathering at my hind

I hear stories from the chamber
How Christ was born into a manger
And like some ragged stranger
Died upon the cross
And might I say it seems so fitting in its way
He was a carpenter by trade
Or at least that's what I'm told

Like my good hand I
tatooed E.V.I.L. across it's brother's fist
That filthy five! They did nothing to challenge or resist.

In Heaven His throne is made of gold
The ark of his Testament is stowed
A throne from which I'm told
All history does unfold.
Down here it's made of wood and wire
And my body is on fire
And God is never far away.

Into the mercy seat I climb
My head is shaved, my head is wired
And like a moth that tries
To enter the bright eye
I go shuffling out of life
Just to hide in death awhile
And anyway I never lied.

My kill-hand is called E.V.I.L.
Wears a wedding band that's G.O.O.D.
`Tis a long-suffering shackle
Collaring all that rebel blood.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is burning
And I think my head is glowing
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all this weighing up of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And I've got nothing left to lose
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is glowing
And I think my head is smoking
And in a way I'm hoping
To be done with all this looks of disbelief.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth
And anyway there was no proof
Nor a motive why.

And the mercy seat is smoking
And I think my head is melting
And in a way I'm helping
To be done with all this twisted of the truth.
A lie for a lie
And a truth for a truth
And I've got nothing left to lose
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is melting
And I think my blood is boiling
And in a way I'm spoiling
All the fun with all this truth and consequence.
An eye for an eye
And a truth for a truth
And anyway I told the truth
And I'm not afraid to die.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
A life for a life
And a truth for a truth
And anyway there was no proof
But I'm not afraid to tell a lie.

And the mercy seat is waiting
And I think my head is burning
And in a way I'm yearning
To be done with all this measuring of truth.
An eye for an eye
And a truth for a truth
And anyway I told the truth
But I'm afraid I told a lie.