How to give yourself a heart attack in 8 easy steps
1) Take daughter and niece to see Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
2) Buy daughter and niece an over-priced toy with lots of flashing lights in the lobby of Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
3) Let daughter and niece each eat a whole bag of cotton candy purchased from the barker at Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
4) Drive home from Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice after dark.
5) When driving home from Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice, allow daughter and niece to sleep off their crash from the sugar high in the back seat of the car.
6) Start to really enjoy and become absorbed in listening to adult-interest music on the CD player without interruption from daughter or niece.
7) Wait for either daughter or niece to ever so silently wake up from the sugar induced coma and put on her Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice crown with the flashing lights.
8) See flashing red and blue lights in rear-view mirror while driving 80 mph in a 65 mph zone.
2) Buy daughter and niece an over-priced toy with lots of flashing lights in the lobby of Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
3) Let daughter and niece each eat a whole bag of cotton candy purchased from the barker at Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice.
4) Drive home from Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice after dark.
5) When driving home from Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice, allow daughter and niece to sleep off their crash from the sugar high in the back seat of the car.
6) Start to really enjoy and become absorbed in listening to adult-interest music on the CD player without interruption from daughter or niece.
7) Wait for either daughter or niece to ever so silently wake up from the sugar induced coma and put on her Disney's Princess Wishes on Ice crown with the flashing lights.
8) See flashing red and blue lights in rear-view mirror while driving 80 mph in a 65 mph zone.
posted by Liz at 11:06 AM
2 Comments:
whoops ....
At least you got to see the Disney version ...
I took my 14 year old son, and his 14 year old friends ... 2 girls to see Champions on Ice this summer ...
OH MY GOSH!!! RATED R!!!!!!!!!!!
Rudy what's his name did a strip tease (I'm not kidding! He came out in a fur coat, and kept taking off layers in a provocative dance/skate until he was in a sliver/skin tight/see through leotard dancing with a chair)
It was sooooo R rated ... I about died ...soooooo not family appropriate. The kids kept teasing me telling me they couldn't wait to tell the pastor that I took them to see a strip tease.
The worst ... one of the girls was pestering me and teasing me when Suria Bonaly (sp?) did her famous back flip!!! I missed it!
How much was your ticket???
hee hee hee! Hee hee hee! Oh, man. Your post, and the post above, are totally awesome. About as awesome as a Bonaly backflip. A shame that's not allowed in competitive ice skating. C'mon, folks! Mix it up a little!!
Rudy Galindo's his name. The flamingest guy I've ever seen in ice skating. AND THAT'S SAYING SOMETHING.
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