This weekend we were out shopping and Elizabeth had to pee. We were in a small store and they had “powder room” like bathrooms instead of the big multi-stall things. The ladies room was in use. Elizabeth had to go so bad she was dancing all around the store room waiting to get into the ladies room. Someone came out of the break room and said we could go in the men’s room because; well they were just little powder rooms with labels.

The men’s room seemed to be exceptionally dirty and under my breath I said, “Men are such pigs!” Elizabeth looked around the room and very seriously said, “And women are unicorns.”