Questions
1. What is worse: Going to your favorite restaurant, ordering your favorite steak only underneath the steak is a scabby band-aid. Or?
Losing one of my senses.
2. Do you like me?
If you have to ask...
3. What percent of all paper clips that you come in contact with do you unfold?
If you define "coming in contact with" as having it in your hand - then it's 100% of paper clips that are not actually clipped to paper (and even some of those.) If you define "come in contact with" as being able to see it in a container on my desk or in a box in my drawer - then it's a small percentage - maybe 5%
4. What are your five favorite movies? (Legally Blonde does not count)
It's a wonderful Life, Apollo 13, Working Girl, House of Flying Daggers, Blues Brothers
5. Have you ever left a pair of underwear in the forest?
yes
6. If zombies were real, would you be afraid of them?
Zombies are real! I saw a documentary in college. I'm not afraid of the zombies I'm afraid of the people who make zombies.
7. How many Cold Cut Combos could you eat in a day?
Depending on the portion size of each combo - a lot! Pastrami, corned beef, and Swiss; ham and cheese; roast beef, turkey, Cole slaw, and Swiss; chicken, brie, and honey mustard; do I need to go on?
8. How many times have you lost your keys in an article of clothing you are wearing?
Once in a while
9. Do you like almonds?
Yes.
10. Does God exist?
Yes
11. Is there something better than pie?
What kind of pie?
12. What were/are the economic, social, and political consequences of Marbury vs. Madison?
Do you really care?
13. Age?
It's not polite to ask a woman her age.
14. Sex?
Not tonight, I have a headache.
15. Location?
VA
16. In your opinion, is there always room for one more?
Yes.
17. What do you need more of?
Time, money, and mental health
18. How do you feel when you are stuck in traffic and a motorcycle drives by between the lanes?
I want to ask them if they know how dangerous that is, what their mom would say if she saw what they were doing, and how their friends and family would feel if they ended up like the biker who was decapitated on my front lawn. (really)
19. Do you want a Cadillac Escalade?
Does it have the North Star engine? Oh wait, I don't care, Cadillac isn't cool anymore.
20. What are your feelings regarding 25cent hot dog night?
Over priced. I hate Hot Dogs.
21. How often do you take public transportation?
As little as possible.
22. When you were 16 did you find Monty Python hilarious? Do you find them hilarious now?
YES! and YES!
23. Which is scarier: 1) As you are being put under anesthesia for a big, hairy operation, you find out that Mo, Larry, and Curly are assisting -or- 2) You are locked in a room and are forced to watch an endless loop of the same episode of Gilligan's Island?
My friend asked if she could take a nap during Gilligan's Island - I didn't think of that before, so I'm going to have to pick the Gilligan's Island loop
24. What is the biggest risk you are facing at this very moment?
falling asleep when I shouldn't.
25. Can you ever have too much money?
Do I get to pick the denomination? If I can, then no, you can never have too much money.
26. Black and Blue or Black and Tan?
black and blue - yummy
27. Have you ever kissed a boy on the lips?
Yes, of course.
28. Have you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
Yes and what's wrong with that?
29. If they made a movie of your life, what would the title of the movie be?
As the Stomach Turns - oh wait, that's taken. I don't know.
30. How many camels fit on the head of a pin?
How big is the pin?
31. Who do you like better ... Ben or Jerry?
Did one of them keep the ice cream? That's the one I like.
32. How many chapters will your book have?
Too many and not enough
33. What is your favorite color?
It changes with my mood, but mostly lavender
34. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do I care?
35. How long do you have to drive continually before you start going insane?
OK, am I the actual driver or a passenger in the car? As the driver, I can do the highway hypnosis thing and drive for a long, long time. But if I'm the passenger - about 30 minutes.
36. Boxers or Briefs?
N/A
37. What is the most important meal of the day?
all of the ones I actually get to partake in
38. Are you a Toys (backwards)R Us Kid?
I was, until I was forced to go there in my role as parent.
39. snow skiing: a great sport, or the greatest sport?
I really like protecting the structural integrity of my body  so neither.
40. can you lick your elbow?
No
41. did you just try to lick your elbow or did you already know that it is
physically impossible to do that?
I knew
42. Will you be in my punk band?
I have been in a punk band already, so sure I'll do yours, too.
43. Even if my punk band is named POLE-DANCING HEMATOMA?
why not, it's a punk band for goodness sakes
44. Is Crisco OK?
Crisco is great - can't make them pies without it.
45. How many times per minute must you remind yourself, "I am not my job"?
But I am my job - all gazillon of them.
46. Is M. Night Shmalayan lame?
I must be lame because I don't know who that is.
47. Were you hugged enough?
no.
48. Are you hugged enough?
You can never be hugged enough  especially when there is a child living in the house with you
49. ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BE HUGGED ENOUGH?
See previous answer.
50. Why don't you own a gas mask? Seriously.
Ummm... didn't know I needed one. This isn't Isreal. I don't even know where to buy one. Besides I'd rather own an iPod.
51. The Unitatis Redintegratio document of the Catholic Church's Second Vatican Council is desperately important because...
I'm not catholic and the pope is the antichrist so I don't know and I don't care.
52. Eminem or not?
What? Why?.
53. If you're a white person, and you don't listen to much hip-hop, and yet you like the Beastie Boys, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you realize that the Beastie Boys ARE ELVIS?
This question is totally confusing. I have the feeling the person who wrote this question listens to too much hip-hop and doesn't do enough homework.
54. Are you trying to perfect as your Father in heaven is perfect? If not, whatever else could you possibly be doing with your life that is so important it could keep you from trying to be perfect as your Father is perfect?
This is between me and my God. Now go get the plank out of your eye.
55. How many minutes "ahead" or "behind" is your watch set for?
You have to set the watch? Maybe that's why I'm always late?
56. Where have you been?
Not enough places.
57. Name?
Mostly Liz, but some days it's Mud.
58. How far away from your home town do you live and how far away would you like to live?
Well, how do you define "home town"? Do you mean 1) The place I was born (Durham, NC), 2) The place where I spent the majority - but not all of my childhood years (Florham Park, NJ), 3) The place where I spent the majority of the last 20 years (Jersey City, NJ), or 4) They place I am currently trying to make my home (Falls Church, VA)?
59. In your opinion, is expensive champagne really better than cheap champagne?
I've never had really expensive champagne (that IÂm aware of) but Cold Duck is pretty darned tasty.
60. How sad would you be if you ran over a cat?
I did once. It was my cat and I loved him very much. I was devastated for a long, long time. It was awful... ever hear the expression "like a chicken without a head?" Well that happens to cats, too.
61. If you were a parasite, would you rather spend your gestational stage in the innards of a cow or the innards of a caterpillar?
I really don't like the idea of spending any time in innards. I'm not Jonah.
62. How high does your volume knob go?
Well, that depends on which amp you're talking about. The amp on my home theater goes up to 100. But I have an amp for my stereo that has two gain knobs - one for the right channel and one for the left channel. They're not numbered, so would that be infinity * 2?
63. Totally rad, totally rockin, or totally sick?
Oh, dude... it's Tubular, dude.
64. What do you know about the Hood of death from Psalm 23?
I think I need to go back to Sunday School
65. Have you ever followed an exercise regimen to strengthen your core? (include responses to all five W's in your answer)
Spiritual core - yes many times -- even did the 40 Days of Purpos
Emotional core - sorta, I wouldn't really call it a regimen
Physical core - no but I don't think I have a physical core since muscles and junk are evenly distributed through out my system.
66. If the only kinds of candy left on the planet were m and ms (original), reeses pieces, and skittles, which variety would be most likely to survive the ensuing struggle for survival?
M&Ms Programmers live on them for a reason.
67. Top three power ballads?
1. Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
2. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
3. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
68. Explain the statement "God is good." Support your position.
sunsets, kittens, love, chocolate, God is good QED
69. You must be world champion at something. What is it?
Answering stupid questions.
70. What is the first pop, rock, or rap song you choreographed dance moves to? What was your signature move?
It was either "Come on Get Happy" or "I Think I Love You", I'm not sure. While it was not used in the choreography for the two aforementioned songs, my signature move during this musical period was the Swim. Later works relied heavily on the Bump.
71. If you're in a relationship, and you and your significant other could redistribute your combined existing weight between the two of you (the girl could give 10 pounds to the guy, or vice versa, of any amount), what do you mutually decide to do?
Ah, well, I'm not in a relationship right now does that mean you don't want me to answer this question?
72. House, or Gray's Anatomy?
House!
73. Antz, or A Bug's Life?
I have managed to avoid both of these - I've never seen either one.
74. Paris Hilton, or Nicole Richie?
Too slap her to her senses? Both.
75. Toward, or towards?
Not sure.
76. Loving and losing, or never loving at all?
Loving and keeping
77. Coffee, or tea?
Tea
78. Or me?
I said I have a headache.
79. Why the hell do people ever waste money on weddings?
If you own a business and invite your clients, it's a tax write-off. Otherwise, it's often just a pissing contest. Also, if you don't invite someone to the reception, they are not obligated to give you a gift - look at it as an investment.
Losing one of my senses.
2. Do you like me?
If you have to ask...
3. What percent of all paper clips that you come in contact with do you unfold?
If you define "coming in contact with" as having it in your hand - then it's 100% of paper clips that are not actually clipped to paper (and even some of those.) If you define "come in contact with" as being able to see it in a container on my desk or in a box in my drawer - then it's a small percentage - maybe 5%
4. What are your five favorite movies? (Legally Blonde does not count)
It's a wonderful Life, Apollo 13, Working Girl, House of Flying Daggers, Blues Brothers
5. Have you ever left a pair of underwear in the forest?
yes
6. If zombies were real, would you be afraid of them?
Zombies are real! I saw a documentary in college. I'm not afraid of the zombies I'm afraid of the people who make zombies.
7. How many Cold Cut Combos could you eat in a day?
Depending on the portion size of each combo - a lot! Pastrami, corned beef, and Swiss; ham and cheese; roast beef, turkey, Cole slaw, and Swiss; chicken, brie, and honey mustard; do I need to go on?
8. How many times have you lost your keys in an article of clothing you are wearing?
Once in a while
9. Do you like almonds?
Yes.
10. Does God exist?
Yes
11. Is there something better than pie?
What kind of pie?
12. What were/are the economic, social, and political consequences of Marbury vs. Madison?
Do you really care?
13. Age?
It's not polite to ask a woman her age.
14. Sex?
Not tonight, I have a headache.
15. Location?
VA
16. In your opinion, is there always room for one more?
Yes.
17. What do you need more of?
Time, money, and mental health
18. How do you feel when you are stuck in traffic and a motorcycle drives by between the lanes?
I want to ask them if they know how dangerous that is, what their mom would say if she saw what they were doing, and how their friends and family would feel if they ended up like the biker who was decapitated on my front lawn. (really)
19. Do you want a Cadillac Escalade?
Does it have the North Star engine? Oh wait, I don't care, Cadillac isn't cool anymore.
20. What are your feelings regarding 25cent hot dog night?
Over priced. I hate Hot Dogs.
21. How often do you take public transportation?
As little as possible.
22. When you were 16 did you find Monty Python hilarious? Do you find them hilarious now?
YES! and YES!
23. Which is scarier: 1) As you are being put under anesthesia for a big, hairy operation, you find out that Mo, Larry, and Curly are assisting -or- 2) You are locked in a room and are forced to watch an endless loop of the same episode of Gilligan's Island?
My friend asked if she could take a nap during Gilligan's Island - I didn't think of that before, so I'm going to have to pick the Gilligan's Island loop
24. What is the biggest risk you are facing at this very moment?
falling asleep when I shouldn't.
25. Can you ever have too much money?
Do I get to pick the denomination? If I can, then no, you can never have too much money.
26. Black and Blue or Black and Tan?
black and blue - yummy
27. Have you ever kissed a boy on the lips?
Yes, of course.
28. Have you ever kissed a girl on the lips?
Yes and what's wrong with that?
29. If they made a movie of your life, what would the title of the movie be?
As the Stomach Turns - oh wait, that's taken. I don't know.
30. How many camels fit on the head of a pin?
How big is the pin?
31. Who do you like better ... Ben or Jerry?
Did one of them keep the ice cream? That's the one I like.
32. How many chapters will your book have?
Too many and not enough
33. What is your favorite color?
It changes with my mood, but mostly lavender
34. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
Do I care?
35. How long do you have to drive continually before you start going insane?
OK, am I the actual driver or a passenger in the car? As the driver, I can do the highway hypnosis thing and drive for a long, long time. But if I'm the passenger - about 30 minutes.
36. Boxers or Briefs?
N/A
37. What is the most important meal of the day?
all of the ones I actually get to partake in
38. Are you a Toys (backwards)R Us Kid?
I was, until I was forced to go there in my role as parent.
39. snow skiing: a great sport, or the greatest sport?
I really like protecting the structural integrity of my body  so neither.
40. can you lick your elbow?
No
41. did you just try to lick your elbow or did you already know that it is
physically impossible to do that?
I knew
42. Will you be in my punk band?
I have been in a punk band already, so sure I'll do yours, too.
43. Even if my punk band is named POLE-DANCING HEMATOMA?
why not, it's a punk band for goodness sakes
44. Is Crisco OK?
Crisco is great - can't make them pies without it.
45. How many times per minute must you remind yourself, "I am not my job"?
But I am my job - all gazillon of them.
46. Is M. Night Shmalayan lame?
I must be lame because I don't know who that is.
47. Were you hugged enough?
no.
48. Are you hugged enough?
You can never be hugged enough  especially when there is a child living in the house with you
49. ARE YOU EVER GOING TO BE HUGGED ENOUGH?
See previous answer.
50. Why don't you own a gas mask? Seriously.
Ummm... didn't know I needed one. This isn't Isreal. I don't even know where to buy one. Besides I'd rather own an iPod.
51. The Unitatis Redintegratio document of the Catholic Church's Second Vatican Council is desperately important because...
I'm not catholic and the pope is the antichrist so I don't know and I don't care.
52. Eminem or not?
What? Why?.
53. If you're a white person, and you don't listen to much hip-hop, and yet you like the Beastie Boys, what the hell is wrong with you? Don't you realize that the Beastie Boys ARE ELVIS?
This question is totally confusing. I have the feeling the person who wrote this question listens to too much hip-hop and doesn't do enough homework.
54. Are you trying to perfect as your Father in heaven is perfect? If not, whatever else could you possibly be doing with your life that is so important it could keep you from trying to be perfect as your Father is perfect?
This is between me and my God. Now go get the plank out of your eye.
55. How many minutes "ahead" or "behind" is your watch set for?
You have to set the watch? Maybe that's why I'm always late?
56. Where have you been?
Not enough places.
57. Name?
Mostly Liz, but some days it's Mud.
58. How far away from your home town do you live and how far away would you like to live?
Well, how do you define "home town"? Do you mean 1) The place I was born (Durham, NC), 2) The place where I spent the majority - but not all of my childhood years (Florham Park, NJ), 3) The place where I spent the majority of the last 20 years (Jersey City, NJ), or 4) They place I am currently trying to make my home (Falls Church, VA)?
59. In your opinion, is expensive champagne really better than cheap champagne?
I've never had really expensive champagne (that IÂm aware of) but Cold Duck is pretty darned tasty.
60. How sad would you be if you ran over a cat?
I did once. It was my cat and I loved him very much. I was devastated for a long, long time. It was awful... ever hear the expression "like a chicken without a head?" Well that happens to cats, too.
61. If you were a parasite, would you rather spend your gestational stage in the innards of a cow or the innards of a caterpillar?
I really don't like the idea of spending any time in innards. I'm not Jonah.
62. How high does your volume knob go?
Well, that depends on which amp you're talking about. The amp on my home theater goes up to 100. But I have an amp for my stereo that has two gain knobs - one for the right channel and one for the left channel. They're not numbered, so would that be infinity * 2?
63. Totally rad, totally rockin, or totally sick?
Oh, dude... it's Tubular, dude.
64. What do you know about the Hood of death from Psalm 23?
I think I need to go back to Sunday School
65. Have you ever followed an exercise regimen to strengthen your core? (include responses to all five W's in your answer)
Spiritual core - yes many times -- even did the 40 Days of Purpos
Emotional core - sorta, I wouldn't really call it a regimen
Physical core - no but I don't think I have a physical core since muscles and junk are evenly distributed through out my system.
66. If the only kinds of candy left on the planet were m and ms (original), reeses pieces, and skittles, which variety would be most likely to survive the ensuing struggle for survival?
M&Ms Programmers live on them for a reason.
67. Top three power ballads?
1. Paradise By The Dashboard Light - Meatloaf
2. Bohemian Rhapsody - Queen
3. Stairway to Heaven - Led Zeppelin
68. Explain the statement "God is good." Support your position.
sunsets, kittens, love, chocolate, God is good QED
69. You must be world champion at something. What is it?
Answering stupid questions.
70. What is the first pop, rock, or rap song you choreographed dance moves to? What was your signature move?
It was either "Come on Get Happy" or "I Think I Love You", I'm not sure. While it was not used in the choreography for the two aforementioned songs, my signature move during this musical period was the Swim. Later works relied heavily on the Bump.
71. If you're in a relationship, and you and your significant other could redistribute your combined existing weight between the two of you (the girl could give 10 pounds to the guy, or vice versa, of any amount), what do you mutually decide to do?
Ah, well, I'm not in a relationship right now does that mean you don't want me to answer this question?
72. House, or Gray's Anatomy?
House!
73. Antz, or A Bug's Life?
I have managed to avoid both of these - I've never seen either one.
74. Paris Hilton, or Nicole Richie?
Too slap her to her senses? Both.
75. Toward, or towards?
Not sure.
76. Loving and losing, or never loving at all?
Loving and keeping
77. Coffee, or tea?
Tea
78. Or me?
I said I have a headache.
79. Why the hell do people ever waste money on weddings?
If you own a business and invite your clients, it's a tax write-off. Otherwise, it's often just a pissing contest. Also, if you don't invite someone to the reception, they are not obligated to give you a gift - look at it as an investment.
posted by Liz at 12:54 AM
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Ahhhh! Another House fan! I am so pleased by this discovery.
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